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To everyone who wrote “stay cool” in my year book, I have some devastating news.

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A spoonful of peanut butter from the jar will fix me.

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That one British friend that’s too bloke.

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My greatest aspiration is to one day solve a murder on a train.

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My bad habits got renewed for another season.

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Marriage! Because your shitty day doesn’t have to end at work.

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I will never give another woman my heart until I see how she acts when a bee flies at her.

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Let’s see how long my Monday slump lasts this time. Last week it was until Friday.

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I’m going to start reading books again, as soon as I finish the internet.

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I just borrowed some money from a cash app, now I’m about to uninstall it.

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Just had a crazy revelation: you can eat in the airport after your flight, too.

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I tried to clean up my Chrome tabs but it turns out all 200 of them contain information that is vital for my survival.

Seen just now on Threads:

Whoever coined the term coined the term coined the term coined the term.

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Call me Frankenstein the way I’m piecing it together.

Freshly posted on Snapchat:

Smile like a monkey with a new banana.

Shared recently on LinkedIn:

I asked my dad what his favorite joke was. He said, “I can’t pick a favorite. I love you and your sister equally!”

Spreading quickly via Twitch:

Dogs come when they’re called; cats take a message and get back to you later.

Going bananas on Instagram:

I made some bad choices in life, but I never bought a pair of Crocs.

Spreading quickly via Messenger:

How dare my boss set up a meeting for the time I sneak off early?

Spotted on TikTok:

I just want to be treated like a hot little French fry.

20 Canyon Fun Facts That Will Chisel Your Interest

Dive into these captivating canyon fun facts that are bound to rock your world! 🌍✨ From stunning formations to incredible ecosystems, embark on an adventure through Earth’s natural wonders. Let’s get started! 🏞️🚀

Discovering the Wonders of Canyon Fun Facts

The Grand Canyon is over 6 million years old! 🌄🕰️
Canyons can be found on every continent, even Antarctica! ❄️🌎
The deepest canyon in the world is the Yarlung Tsangpo Grand Canyon in Tibet. 🏔️📏
Canyons can form due to both water and wind erosion. 💧💨
The word ‘canyon’ comes from the Spanish word ‘cañón’, meaning tube or pipe. 🗨️🇪🇸
Fish River Canyon in Namibia is the second-largest canyon worldwide. 🐠🇳🇦
Bryce Canyon isn’t technically a canyon; it’s a series of giant natural amphitheaters. 🎭🌲
The Grand Canyon has its own ecosystem, housing over 1,500 plant species. 🌿🦋
Canyons can be found underwater, known as submarine canyons. 🌊🛥️
The Grand Canyon is home to the oldest exposed rock on Earth, dating back 2 billion years. 🪨⏳

Unveiling More Astonishing Canyon Fun Facts

Zion Canyon in Utah is famous for its red and tan sandstone cliffs. ❤️🧱
The Grand Canyon can affect weather patterns due to its size. 🌦️🌀
Canyonlands National Park is known for its stunning desert landscape. 🏜️🌵
Antelope Canyon in Arizona is a popular spot for photographers due to its light beams. 📸🔦
The Copper Canyon in Mexico is deeper and larger than the Grand Canyon. 🇲🇽✨
Some canyons are so narrow, they’re called slot canyons. 📏🔍
Hiking in a canyon can be 20 degrees cooler than the surrounding desert. 🥾❄️
Canyons often have unique wildlife, like the California condor in the Grand Canyon. 🦅🧭
The Grand Canyon Skywalk is a glass bridge that extends 70 feet over the canyon. 🌉😲
The word ‘gorge’ is sometimes used interchangeably with ‘canyon’. 🌄🗣️

We hope these fascinating canyon fun facts have carved a deeper appreciation for these natural wonders in your heart. 🌟🧡 Whether exploring their depths or admiring their beauty from afar, canyons are truly awe-inspiring! 🏞️👀

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Thaw me like one of your french fries!

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Grammar is important. It’s the difference between feeling your nuts and feeling you’re nuts.

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I automatically assume everyone finds me unattractive until they tell me otherwise, and then I assume that they are lying to make fun of me.

49 shares on Twitch this month:

The lion is starting to concern himself with things he’s been trying to ignore.

52 shares on YouTube this month:

I can’t wait to open my phone tomorrow and find out what we’re mad about next.

89 shares on WeChat this month:

Dear God, thank you for the job I have. But if you have a lottery win planned for me, I’m ready! Thank you.

40 shares on Threads this month:

It’s not too early to go to sleep. Too early only applies to waking up.

13 shares on Messenger this month:

Can I be 20 again? I know what to do this time.

15 shares on Pinterest this month:

Romance level: At some point, someone comes by, sees me and thinks: “Oh well, my God, why not?”

18 shares on Slack this month:

My co-workers found out when my birthday is so now I need to find a new job.

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Kinda sucks that the prize for washing your laundry is getting to fold your laundry.

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Silicon Valley has taken over the world. Remember when nerds had the good manners to be ashamed of themselves?

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My children are very helpful. For example, when I ask them to do something, they suggest a different child that could do it instead.

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My child has entered the “Why?” stage of linguistic development, and I’ve realized I know absolutely nothing.

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To-do list: bite the hand that feeds me, put all my eggs in one basket, kill two birds with one stone, let the cat out of the bag, think inside the box, burn bridges, walk on thin ice, play with fire.

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The pigeons are plotting to overthrow the government. It will start with a coo.

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Getting a second opinion about my Tamagotchi’s health.

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Stirring up shit at the wedding by going up to random people and saying “I think it’s so brave that you’re here”.

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The longest and most adventurous journeys begin with the words: “I know a shortcut.”

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Blowing over it is also dusting.

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Forget tequila, I’m at the age where you can wake up with a hangover from Netflix.

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The real flex is becoming the woman he cannot run back to.

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My cats won’t talk to me because I came home late from work.

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How do I gracefully leave this party early but also take the queso dip with me?

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I’m a work in progress that hasn’t made much progress.

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When I put on weight, it’s around my stomach. When I lose weight, it’s around my legs. I’m not a structural engineer, but that can’t be good.

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Horror movies should add bloopers, so after watching the main film, you’ll be able to sleep.

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Being married means mostly shouting “What?” from other rooms.

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Asking the waiter for her phone number and then texting her “can I have more coffee?” two minutes later.

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Opening this app is like lighting a cigarette.

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Live now on X:

I’m not moody; I’m just on shuffle.

Freshly posted on WhatsApp:

It was the becestershire of times, it was the worcestershire of times.

Just landed via X:

Clearing her mind with a brisk walk along the foggy shoreline.

Just landed via Discord:

I don’t rise and shine. I caffeinate and hope.

Making waves on Telegram:

Why did they call it long distance running and not fardio?

Spreading quickly via Discord:

Adding “but that’s just me” after giving the absolute worst advice to a coworker.

Just landed via Slack:

I wonder if it’s possible to swim from one end to the other in a pool filled with mashed potatoes.

Spreading quickly via X:

I just want someone who can see through all my bullshit and hate me for who I really am.

Broadcasted on Snapchat:

We should be able take jets and tanks and stuff whenever we want, we paid for them.

Just landed via Slack:

She said she liked animals but apparently all the fruit flies around my apartment was a “turn off”

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