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Someone from 🇦🇲 has bookmarked:

The main problem is that far too many people have far too easy access to podcast equipment.

Someone from 🇲🇨 has shared:

It doesn’t matter how old you are, when it starts thundering and lightning, you go and sit at the window to watch.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has downloaded:

“Are you sexually active?” Dude, I’m not even socially active.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has bookmarked:

I will never sell out my integrity unless I am offered something for it.

Someone from 🇹🇿 has bookmarked:

Dear predictive text, I am tired of sending people “Thanksgiving” when they send me a recipe or directions.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has shared:

Just spoke to my wife while the internet was down. She seems nice. She’s a nurse apparently.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has viewed:

You have 8 hours remaining to create shareholder value.

Someone from 🇹🇱 has downloaded:

I love sleeping so much that it is the first thing I think about when I wake up.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has shared:

Sorry I’m late, there was bubble wrap.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has shared:

Authenticity is whispered, but bullshit is broadcasted.

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Live now on Slack:

Lady on the streets, Cheeto crumbs in my sheets.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

My main takeaway from ‘The Walking Dead’ is that you can still eat the expired canned goods in your pantry.

Seen just now on Messenger:

Stop worrying if people like you. They don’t.

Just shared via Facebook:

Your ex is ruining someone else’s life now. You are safe.

Making waves on Pinterest:

If you finish every sentence with “as the prophecy foretold”, your coworkers will leave you alone.

Going viral on Messenger:

My doctor told me to try a milk bath. Adding the Cinnamon Toast Crunch was my idea.

Shared recently on Instagram:

You can just comment, “You two look nice,” on a photo of three people. It’s free and legal.

Seen just now on Telegram:

The lion is actually pretty concerned right now.

Freshly posted on Slack:

The world contains protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

We used to burn CDs like we were running an underground record label.

20 Sydney Fun Facts That Will Harbor Your Knowledge

Discover the vibrant world of amazing Sydney fun facts! 🌏 From its iconic landmarks to quirky local traditions, Sydney is a city full of surprises waiting to be uncovered. Ready to dive in? Let’s explore! 🐨

10 Sydney Fun Facts That Will Amaze You

Sydney Opera House 🎭 was almost a parking lot! Luckily, it became an architectural icon. 🌟
The Harbour Bridge 🌉 is affectionately known as the ‘Coathanger’ due to its shape! 👕
Bondi Beach 🏖️ is famous not just for its surf but also for its annual sculpture exhibition. 🎨
Sydney is home to the first Australian zoo, Taronga Zoo, which opened in 1916. 🦘🐍
The Sydney Fish Market is the largest seafood market 🌊 in the Southern Hemisphere! 🍣
In Sydney, you can climb the Harbour Bridge for a breathtaking view of the city! 🏙️🌄
Hyde Park in Sydney is Australia’s oldest public park, established in 1810! 🌳🌷
Sydney’s Luna Park 🎡 opened in 1935 and is a historic amusement delight! 🎠
The Sydney Tower Eye 🗼 offers a 360-degree view of the city skyline! 👀
Sydney’s Royal Botanic Garden 🌼 is home to over 7,500 species of plants! 🌿

10 More Sydney Fun Facts That Will Surprise You

Sydney’s New Year’s Eve fireworks 🎆 are watched by over a billion people worldwide! 🌍
The Queen Victoria Building 🏛️ sits on the site of the original Sydney markets. 🍏
Sydney hosted the 2000 Olympics, dubbed the ‘best ever’ by many! 🏅🏊
The city has over 100 beaches, making it a beach lover’s paradise! 🏄‍♀️☀️
Sydney’s Blue Mountains get their blue hue from eucalyptus oil in the air! 🌲💙
Manly Beach was named by Captain Arthur Phillip for the ‘manly’ behavior of the local Indigenous people. 🌊🤝
The Sydney Funnel-Web Spider 🕷️ is one of the most dangerous spiders in the world! 🏞️
Sydney has a vibrant Chinatown that dates back to the 1920s! 🀄🥢
Sydney’s Art Gallery of New South Wales 🎨 was established in 1871 and is a cultural gem! 🖼️
The city is built on over 100 bays and inlets, making it a harbor city through and through! ⚓🌅

These delightful Sydney fun facts offer a glimpse into the city’s unique charm and vibrant culture. 🇦🇺 Whether you’re a local or a visitor, there’s always something new to discover in this amazing city. Until next time, keep exploring! 🌟

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54 shares on Telegram this month:

Calling the police when someone unfollows.

80 shares on TikTok this month:

Pizza crusts go uneaten, but people will devour an entire pan of breadsticks.

19 shares on Discord this month:

I hate taking my pants off at the dentist. So humiliating.

83 shares on Threads this month:

Right now somebody’s therapist is hearing about YOU.

62 shares on Twitch this month:

I was in a good mood until I realized not only was it not Friday it wasn’t even Thursday.

96 shares on TikTok this month:

Saying “sounds good to me” in a meeting then quickly realizing a lot more was expected from you.

72 shares on Snapchat this month:

Arguing through text will have you standing in one spot for 40 mins.

92 shares on Pinterest this month:

Adulthood will turn Gmail into part of your social media routine.

52 shares on Slack this month:

Wearing white pants today, so it’s really just a matter of time before I spill something on myself.

48 shares on Twitch this month:

Adulthood is really discovering half your family is mentally ill.

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Why are there people outside at the same time as me? It’s my turn.

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I thought the noise my husband’s stomach was making was never going to end last night until I realized it was a motorbike outside.

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I love to sleep, I wish I could get paid to sleep.

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Actually, no one sees you at your worst like your coworkers do.

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Doggy style is out cat style is in. It’s where I let you touch me until I’m satisfied then ignore you and scratch you if you try and touch me again.

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How I clean my room: 1. Start in one corner. 2. Find something from six years ago and stare at it nostalgically for five hours. 3. Go to bed.

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This going into the office stuff blows. Like, I seriously have to wear clothes now.

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Sorry, I didn’t text back. I don’t like talking to people anymore.

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I bet the kids in Mrs. Doubtfire were surprised when found out their nanny was famous actor Robin Williams the whole time.

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The worst thing about being an adult is that you have to be one every single day.

Funny Quotes Data 🤓

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇧🇼 has shared:

Heavy on the ‘mhm,’ cause people just be talking.

Someone from 🇹🇻 has bookmarked:

Got too drunk in the Vietnamese restaurant last night, they said I can never go back. They banh mi.

Someone from 🇫🇲 has bookmarked:

“You shouldn’t let your cat jump on the counter”, my cat could take out a loan in my name if he wanted to.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has viewed:

Every family needs a delusional daughter who is ambitious about relieving all her family’s struggles solely by winning the lottery one day.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has copied:

At the job interview with one AirPod in.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has copied:

Just a friendly reminder folks. Don’t forget to set back your rooster this weekend.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has downloaded:

Babe, are you okay? You’ve barely touched your unread books.

Someone from 🇧🇧 has copied:

I bought a little notebook to keep track of who’s above the law.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has viewed:

Sundries sounds like something grandma would call scandalous underwear.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has copied:

“You are what you eat”. I don’t remember eating a huge disappointment.

Social Media Log 💫

Just shared via Facebook:

Stupid cow blocking the road. HOW DAIRY!

Trending via Telegram:

To everyone who opens the fridge, stares, and closes it hoping new snacks will appear… You’re my people.

Making waves on Slack:

I love it when my dog suddenly gets up and goes to another part of the house. Did you just remember you left the stove on or something?

Going viral on X:

Why is everyone looking for intelligent life in space? Can we please start on Earth first?

Spreading quickly via X:

For as long as that song was, you’d think the Ghost Busters would have mentioned their phone number at least once.

Making waves on Instagram:

If you think I’m annoying, give it some time. You’ll know for sure pretty soon.

Shared recently on TikTok:

You’re way hotter in your forties and fifties than in your twenties. The glow up is in the grow up.

Seen just now on Twitch:

If you can figure out how to configure your default state to be slightly amused rather than slightly annoyed, you pretty much enter God Mode.

Making waves on X:

My favorite voicemails are those where the person doesn’t leave one.

Going viral on Telegram:

Some people are so fake, their lock screens don’t recognize them.

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