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If you have children, you can experience all human emotions before 9 a.m. on Sundays.

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Don’t worry, I’m only dead inside from the waist up.

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My daily exercise routine involves running late, jumping to conclusions and pushing my luck.

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Photogenic people are magical. You could snap a pic of them mid- explosive diarrhea, and they’d still look good.

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There should be sympathy cards for having to go back to work after a vacation.