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Someone from 🇹🇷 has shared:

This entire month could’ve been an email.

Someone from 🇹🇩 has bookmarked:

Maybe God will gift me a boyfriend for my birthday this year.

Someone from 🇦🇪 has shared:

Accordion to a recent survey, inserting musical instruments into sentences largely goes unnoticed.

Someone from 🇪🇹 has bookmarked:

I feel like I’m in jail when I’m around unfunny people for too long.

Someone from 🇱🇹 has downloaded:

It would be nice to see basic human decency make a comeback.

Someone from 🇧🇳 has viewed:

When God created the giraffe, he probably slipped with the mouse on the screen. This is how its neck was created.

Someone from 🇳🇮 has bookmarked:

If anything I post makes you mad, just know that it pleases me.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has copied:

Gravestone inscription: “Hey guys, I’m going to be taking a little break from social media”

Someone from 🇭🇳 has copied:

I’m looking forward to tomorrow. It’ll be much like today, but different enough to confuse me.

Someone from 🇹🇳 has copied:

A frightening number of young people alive today don’t know about Knight Rider.

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Making waves on Twitch:

My outdoor flowers are doing amazing this year because I left them at the garden center where they belong.

Spreading quickly via Snapchat:

Baby, we believe in God around here, I don’t care what’s trending these days.

Breaking via Discord:

I like that blood pressure kits come with a free, handy zip-up bag that your stuff will never fit in again once you take it out.

Live now on TikTok:

Nothing says entitlement like a goose family crossing the road.

Spotted on X:

Instead of making a sound, car alarms that go off at night should blast your name so everyone knows it’s your car.

Freshly posted on Slack:

Stick with me and you’ll go places. None of them good, but still.

Spreading quickly via TikTok:

I’m not making any resolutions. I think it’s time for the years to be better, not me.

Making waves on Twitch:

In my 20’s: why is eating healthy such a big deal anyways. In my 40’s: oh.

Trending via TikTok:

Welcome to adulthood: you’re not dying, it’s just Thursday.

Seen just now on LinkedIn:

Dear people, who drive without music playing, what do you do with your brain?

Never mind a Roomba, I need a robot garbage can that will follow my kids around the house all day.

6 months ago

Never mind a Roomba, I need a robot garbage can that will follow my kids around the house all day.

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Oh, the struggle of cleaning up after little ones – a never-ending adventure! 🤖🗑️ Imagine a robot garbage can dutifully trailing behind your kids like a loyal sidekick, ready to scoop up messes in a flash. It might not be a Roomba, but hey, a garbage can on wheels could revolutionize parenting! 😂👶🏼✨

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇬🇳 has viewed:

December. The month at work where everything is January’s problem.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has viewed:

Starting an OnlyFans, but it’s just videos of me trying to use chopsticks.

Someone from 🇰🇮 has downloaded:

Texting is so boring. Just show up to my door with roses.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has bookmarked:

Being Leonardo DiCaprio is like driving in a school zone. You don’t go above twenty-five.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has viewed:

If you’re looking for another bad decision, I’m here.

Someone from 🇰🇿 has copied:

My lotion bottle says to use it on areas of irritation, so I slathered it all over my coworker, Deborah.

Someone from 🇨🇦 has bookmarked:

When I was a kid, I had to walk to Netflix.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has downloaded:

Some people are wise; some are otherwise.

Someone from 🇸🇲 has downloaded:

His voice was like whiskey. Smooth with a slow burn that lit me up from the inside.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has viewed:

Never understood when the movie rating says “May contain nudity.” Are there people on the ratings board who aren’t sure if they just saw someone naked?

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

To be blocked is to be seen and to be seen is to be loved.

Reported on WeChat:

After all these years, Jude Law has finally noticed me and responded to my love letters. Something about staying 500 feet away. I’m getting it framed.

Just landed via Messenger:

Another day of explaining to mom that New York is big and the footage she saw wasn’t shot on my street.

Spotted on Discord:

Like most people my age, I’m 50.

Spotted on Pinterest:

I asked my boyfriend if he believed in trolls and elves and he said, “slightly.”

Going viral on Pinterest:

If Facebook has taught us anything it’s that a lot of people aren’t quite ready for a spelling bee.

Making waves on Slack:

If an ice cream truck has its music on, are you supposed to pull over and let it pass like an ambulance?

Live now on Reddit:

I know this ain’t smart, but that never stopped me before.

Reported on Slack:

Oh right, like you’ve never let your kids stay lost in a corn maze just a little longer.

Making waves on Threads:

The point of life is going to a good restaurant and getting two cocktails with dinner. That’s it.

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