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A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this cigarette just now.

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You should introduce your upper lip to your bottom lip sometime and shut up.

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I have no issue with people talking in the morning. But not with me, please!

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My real introduction to classical music came from watching Tom & Jerry cartoons as a kid. Also how I got into sadism.

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The role I play at family gatherings is that of the cousin that doesn’t show up anymore.

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I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money.

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You can have glossy lips or you can have a cat. You canโ€™t have both.

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In a massage chair at the mall just moaning really loud.

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Age regressing by coughing like a toddler, with my tongue out.

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The Frankfurt School?? What are you majoring in, hot dog?

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Making waves on Messenger:

I’m not climbing a hill if I’m dying. That sounds terrible. I’ll die on this chair. Drinking orange Fanta.

Just landed via Facebook:

An escape room, but itโ€™s a bean bag chair in a hammock on a water bed in a bouncy house and youโ€™re over 40. Good luck!

Seen just now on Messenger:

I want him in ways that are deeply deeply upsetting to modern feminism.

Spreading quickly via X:

If you think Iโ€™m funny, you should hear the voices in my head.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

Putting your wedding scrapbook in the little free library is an unprecedented level of divorced.

Trending via Messenger:

I always ask for a receipt so I can keep them in my purse for 86 years.

Spotted on Reddit:

Taylor Swiftโ€™s most unrealistic lyric is โ€œheโ€™d never tell you, but he can play guitarโ€, because Iโ€™ve never met a man who can play guitar that isnโ€™t gonna tell you about it.

Trending via Twitch:

It takes guts to be an organ donor.

Spotted on TikTok:

Somewhere there’s a girl ignoring 15 guys for a guy who gives her no attention.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

My mom asked me where I’m taking her to eat on Mother’s Day. I told her we have food at home.

Even worse than the buzzing of the mosquitoes is the moment when it suddenly stops.

Even worse than the buzzing of the mosquitoes is the moment when it suddenly stops.
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Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ญ has shared:

Sometimes I feel like Iโ€™m cheating on my recliner with my loveseat, in case you were wondering how emotionally invested I am in laziness.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ช has copied:

Thereโ€™s no-one who can get more drunk on power than the admin of a village Facebook group.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ด has shared:

Dating is just wondering why someone is single and then slowly figuring it out.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ป has shared:

I’ve finally found a book that speaks to me. I believe it’s called an “audiobook”.

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Turns out strange women lying in ponds distributing swords was a better basis for a system of government actually.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡บ has copied:

Look, a three-day weekend is all I ask. The rest can be four-day weekends.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡พ has downloaded:

When I was a kid, we still ate noodles. Then at some point we ate pasta. Today, we only eat carbs.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฟ has viewed:

Always funny to see motivational posts from people I know are toxic in real life.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ง has viewed:

Gonna start an app for cat sitters where they can review the cats they take care of and itโ€™ll be called Litterboxd.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ช has shared:

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me three times, I’m never sending you nudes again.

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Going viral on WeChat:

I would like to opt out of WW3, por favor.

Spotted on Facebook:

I like my bed more than I like most people.

Seen just now on Discord:

Welcome to your 50s. You used to be a lot taller.

Shared recently on TikTok:

Can I come over and look at your Hot Wheels collection?

Going viral on Twitch:

Blocking anyone who tries to motivate me.

Just shared via YouTube:

Hot wings have killed many people starting with a dude named Icarus.

Making waves on X:

Spell your crush’s name backwards, mine is yenom.

Reported on Facebook:

Happiness is when you really have nothing to do with people you want absolutely nothing to do with.

Seen just now on YouTube:

My mom didn’t raise a fool. Possibly a psycho, but never a fool.

Breaking via Facebook:

I’ve been doing a lot of thinking recently, and I’ve decided that I really don’t want to do that any more.

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