Body: Okay, sleepy time. Brain: Okay, thinky time.

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Why learn new slang? Stay bogus.

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Filling my PEZ dispenser with Ibuprofen for whimsical pain relief.

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Imagine being social on social media.

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I wish there were an option to turn off the Wi-Fi connection for WhatsApp only.

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Me, to the printer: “Hey, could you print this out for me?” Printer: “Sure, but first I’ll show you all the sounds I can make.”

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Jury duty is a wild concept. Whenever the government wants, they can just be like “Call off work, bestie, we need you to solve a murder. Here’s fifteen dollars.”

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The recipe I’m making specifically says “allow to cook undisturbed,” and yet my whole family is standing in the kitchen.

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Imagine if social media closed every day at 6pm like a shop.

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I miss getting my misinformation from less places.

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My grandfather tried to warn them about the Titanic. He screamed and shouted about the iceberg and how the ship was going to sink, but all they did was throw him out of the theater.