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The only reason I haven’t gone crazy yet is because I’m just too lazy.

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When you accidentally laugh at your own thoughts, and now people are staring.

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I’m not worried about WWIII. I’ve been feeding a crow army for three years.

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There’s a disconnect between the decibel level of my car singing and my talent.

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Do you think birds, once they get older, start people-watching?

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As I’m cleaning my room, this is a friendly reminder that you actually don’t need that free t-shirt or tote bag from that event.

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Nothing in a household is said more lovingly than, “Can you bring me some toilet paper?”

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Stranger: Your children are angels. Me: So was the devil.

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I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

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If you think I’m funny, you should hear the voices in my head.