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Someone from 🇨🇭 has viewed:

Imagine you and me as cows in Switzerland, enjoying the view and saying “moo” every day.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has copied:

Sorry you thought I I was flirting with you; I had something in my eye.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has viewed:

If your family starts fighting on Thanksgiving, go live.

Someone from 🇸🇻 has bookmarked:

I would like to unsubscribe from all responsibilities, please and thank you.

Someone from 🇺🇸 has shared:

The phrase “Treat yourself” has ruined my bank account and waistline.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has copied:

Grateful for independence mostly because British food is gross.

Someone from 🇰🇳 has bookmarked:

Spice up your meltdown through interpretive dance.

Someone from 🇬🇲 has bookmarked:

I love when the plot thickens.

Someone from 🇵🇼 has bookmarked:

Shit posting is cheaper than therapy.

Someone from 🇨🇷 has downloaded:

My dogs have learned that whenever they hear the f-word in the kitchen, there’s now food on the floor.

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Spotted on LinkedIn:

Since you’re all so in love, switch phones for Valentine’s Day!

Seen just now on WeChat:

The Velvet Underground probably wouldn’t have been so influential if I was at their shows with a giant magnet and pulled their guitars out of their hands.

Spotted on Threads:

I’m waiting for the perfect moment to stop procrastinating.

Just shared via WeChat:

Thanks to social media, you can now meet weirdos from the comfort of your own home.

Freshly posted on Messenger:

The first step is admitting that the other person is the one with the problem.

Spotted on Twitch:

Why is it called “free time” when I use it to spend all my money?

Live now on Twitch:

I don’t want to adult anymore. Don’t even want to be human. I want to be a goat. Jump around randomly, eat what I want, and head-butt anyone who annoys me.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

I don’t need your flipping advice, I am capable of ruining my life on my own.

Trending via Messenger:

Never quit, unless it’s too hard.

Going viral on Threads:

Text a co-worker at a random time “are you joining this meeting?” as a fun holiday prank.

The worst part about getting sucked up by the tornado you’re filming is to die knowing your wife was right. You are an idiot.

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19 shares on Threads this month:

It’s leg day. No, not at the gym, dummy. I’m shaving them.

62 shares on Slack this month:

When a man likes you, he talks to you every day, and apparently, when you start to like him back, he is very busy and can’t talk at all. That’s how it works.

27 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Don’t invite me places. I was cesarean. I didn’t want to come out then and I certainly don’t want to now.

66 shares on Reddit this month:

If you ever feel stupid, just remember there are people who forgive cheating.

89 shares on Messenger this month:

For the amount of meat you get out of clam, I feel like we could just leave them alone.

94 shares on Slack this month:

I trust an insult more than I do a compliment.

16 shares on Snapchat this month:

So single the neighborhood cats make ME dinner.

85 shares on Facebook this month:

Yesterday I wore something from 5 years ago and it actually fit. So proud of myself. It was a scarf, but still, let’s be positive here.

70 shares on Twitch this month:

Donnie Darko was also ahead of its time because the guy’s haunted by a giant Labubu.

86 shares on Reddit this month:

On my phone, you’ll never see contacts saved as ‘babe’ or ‘love.’ I save full names—first and last—like a government office.

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I can’t go to war, I have to water my plants.

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I forgot to turn my clocks back and, oh my God, you guys are not going to believe the stuff that happens in the next hour.

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My dog understands several human words. I don’t understand any dog barks. He may be smarter than me.

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Looks fade but dark, twisted, inappropriate humor is forever.

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Don’t ever let your computer feel that you’re in a hurry, cause they’re gonna slow down more.

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When people block me, I just assume it’s for my rugged good looks and killer jawline.

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Most insane people live outside of madhouses.

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Got me some lemons now for the cold. I hope the tequila helps.

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It’s so peaceful when you have no interest in other people’s business.

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Raisins also have wrinkles and are still sweet.

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Activity Log ✨

Someone from 🇵🇾 has copied:

If I sing “Hello” and you think of “Lionel Richie” and not “Adele,” then you can probably predict the weather with one of your knees.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has viewed:

My parents grew to like my girlfriend so much, they take her as their own daughter. Now they started looking for a proper boyfriend for her.

Someone from 🇲🇭 has shared:

I need someone to peer pressure me into doing things.

Someone from 🇲🇬 has shared:

You know shit’s about to get real when I put on yoga pants before dessert.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has downloaded:

“You look tired.” Yes, bro, I stayed up all night obsessing over things I have no control over.

Someone from 🇩🇲 has shared:

Today, I want to talk about underperforming continents. Antarctica, explain yourself.

Someone from 🇱🇨 has shared:

My diet was going really well until I woke up.

Someone from 🇬🇧 has copied:

Feeling morally and spiritually adrift without a Sunday HBO show.

Someone from 🇵🇭 has viewed:

No more learning experiences, please, God. I am smart enough.

Someone from 🇧🇮 has copied:

If onion powder is dehydrated onions blitzed into powder, how much onion powder would I need to consume to have eaten a whole onion?

Social Media Log 💫

Broadcasted on YouTube:

One or the other, Lord – I can’t be broke and heartbroken.

Making waves on Telegram:

My mom asked me to hand out invitations for my brother’s surprise birthday party, and that’s when I realized he was the favorite twin.

Seen just now on Facebook:

Whoever salts the fries at McDonald’s needs to come do the roads.

Spotted on Telegram:

The Gen Z stare. The millennial pause. Instead, let’s talk about the boomer inappropriate personal question.

Seen just now on WeChat:

The problem with “treat yourself” is that I don’t know how to stop. I had a bad day in March, and I’ve been treating myself ever since.

Making waves on Twitch:

Might put on a bikini and run through your DMs.

Live now on Pinterest:

A spoonful of peanut butter from the jar will fix me.

Seen just now on WeChat:

In your 20s, there will be a cat, and it is very important to get that cat and spend so much money on it.

Broadcasted on YouTube:

Every time I leave the house, I’m reminded why sweatpants exist.

Spotted on Instagram:

Relationship so bad you start relating to Taylor Swift songs.

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