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  • Seriously? I came out of hibernation for this?
  • At my age, a trail of clothes leading to the bedroom, means I dropped them on the way from the dryer.
  • I don’t wanna meet your family, bring my plate to the car.
  • Having Christmas off in the middle of the work week and then forcing us to go back to work the next day feels so illegal.
  • Cats hear everything. They just don’t care.
  • Here’s to a new year of making the same old mistakes, but with far more enthusiasm.