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  • I shouldn’t have to go to work if it’s rainy. I should get to stare out the window all day like a cat.
  • Imagine being a giraffe and having to throw up.
  • Lord, they down here giving us bills every month after you already paid the price.
  • I do not like FaceTime unless we’re best friends or I’m in love with you.
  • “You’re under the weather?” We all are, idiot. It’s in the sky.
  • If I ever go missing, please print my picture on wine bottles and not on milk boxes. My friends are more likely to find me then.