Why are people always so scared of self-checkouts when shopping? It’s much quicker and you always get something for free.

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Just did a seductive hair flip and an onion ring flew out.

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Lately, when I meet new people, I ask them what their hobbies are instead of what they do for work, and let me tell you, the conversations have been absolutely top tier!

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I’m a Leo so I just eat the other astrological signs.

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One person’s logic is another one’s “what the heck?”

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We should put a tariff on being mean to me.

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I can literally trace the moment my career died back to when my boss said he was in back-to-back meetings, and I said, “Isn’t face-to-face better?”

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Getting paid 26 times in 365 days is not my destiny.

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Why is everyone so chill about parrots being able to talk? That’s a whole animal. Talking.

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I just ate, and now I’m going swimming, so I guess this is goodbye.

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I keep myself humble by messing up all the time.