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As a student, the most comforting words you’ll ever hear are “I haven’t started either.”

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You ever met someone so dumb you gotta take a deep breath before responding to them?

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Men be like, “I want you.” Yeah, to suffer.

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It sucks when you have to stand on an escalator for 30 minutes because of a power cut.

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At what age do people actually meet up to play bingo? I’m ready.

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I’m not athletic, but I’m good at jumping to conclusions.

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“Lmao” has survived and even thrived over the years, but its cousin “rofl” has faded into indignity. The cruelty of fate.

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There aren’t enough rap songs about cutting coupons.

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The way my phone’s facial recognition pretends not to recognize me, you’d think I dated it.

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Petition to make check-in at hotels 11am and check-out 3pm, not the other way around. Like, WTF?