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If I were Juliet, I would NOT be pleased to find a man stan…

If I were Juliet, I would NOT be pleased to find a man stan…

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"Ah, the timeless tale of Romeo and Juliet takes a modern twist! 🌹🌙 Who needs a knight in shining armor when you can have a man in jim-jams under your balcony? 😂 #ModernRomance"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged am, balcony, expectations, humor, i, jim-jams, Juliet, man, midnight, romance, sir, sleepwear, standing, surprise, under on Jan 26, 2025 by slickboy.

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