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My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can’t sleep.

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The length of a LinkedIn Post is directly proportional to the amount of bullshit in it.

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When I die, I hope I’m remembered for my ability to take any bad situation and make it worse.

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Being a consultant would be fun. Like “hmmm… maybe! Here’s your invoice.”

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I’m growing a mullet so no one will want to hangout with me.

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Gang initiations from the Midwest be like “you have to eat the entire potato salad.”

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Can’t believe I spent so many years of my life asking teachers if I was allowed to use the bathroom, and sometimes be told no. What the hell?

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My superpower is wasting time I don’t even have.

64 shares on YouTube this month:

Gang members are so lucky to have something to do with their hands in photos.

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My doctor told me I should try anger management classes, and I’m still really pissed at him about it.

19 shares on TikTok this month:

Filling my PEZ dispenser with Ibuprofen for whimsical pain relief.

33 shares on Instagram this month:

Need a permanent vacuum for unwanted thoughts.

73 shares on Discord this month:

I get jealous when I find someone playing a song I thought only I knew.

87 shares on Slack this month:

Relationships: Because sometimes destroying your life is a two person job.

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Church should be less preachy and more eat-y.

80 shares on Snapchat this month:

There’s a great new book on minimalism but I only read the blurb because I believe that’s what the author would want.

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Did 900 crunches today. It was a bag of Cheetos, but still.

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Life is short. Tell people you love them, so they block you sooner.

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“But it’s summer,” is going to be my excuse for everything from now until the end of September.

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It sucks when you have to stand on an escalator for 30 minutes because of a power cut.

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I asked Tom Hanks for his autograph, but all he wrote was thanks.

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At some point, I need to admit my ‘guilty pleasure’ music taste is just my music taste now.

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Telling my boss I can’t come back to work because I’ve discovered the joy of doing nothing.

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I don’t make mistakes, I date them.

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Accordion to current studies, 90% of you did not realize that this sentence started with a musical instrument.

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I always knew I’d get old. How fast it happened was a bit of a surprise though.

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You tell people you’re not trying to drink and they act like you just turned down 100k.

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Look, ice cream has eggs in it, therefore it is a breakfast food.

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The most valuable breed of cow are the Cash.

Live now on TikTok:

That bourbon chicken from the mall only tastes good on that toothpick. You order it, and it’s not the same, I swear.

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Dropped my skinny boyfriend between the bed and the wall like a vape or a TV remote.

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I knew school was a scam when my business teacher didn’t own a business, and my PE teacher was fat.

Freshly posted on YouTube:

If you aren’t sleeping with me, then you’re sleeping against me.

Freshly posted on Slack:

When one door closes, lock it securely, along with all your other doors and windows, before any inspirational quotes get in.

Making waves on YouTube:

Have I made bad decisions when I was drunk? Sure. But have the sober ones been any better? Not really.

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To cut a long story short, I became a film editor.

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If I were Juliet, I would NOT be pleased to find a man standing under my balcony at midnight. Sir, I am in my jim-jams.

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My daily routine. Morning: Feeling tired, cranky and lazy. Afternoon: I could go for a nap. Night: I can’t sleep.

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Being a consultant would be fun. Like “hmmm… maybe! Here’s your invoice.”

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