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"Ah, the timeless tale of Romeo and Juliet takes a modern twist! 🌹🌙 Who needs a knight in shining armor when you can have a man in jim-jams under your balcony? 😂 #ModernRomance"

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I’m so disappointed when I help my kid with her homework, and she brings it home marked incorrect.

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If you relate to me, get some help!

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Please don’t buy my book on reverse psychology.

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If you really wanna piss someone off when introducing them, make little finger quotation marks in the air when announcing their job title.

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Just a reminder that with Die Hard, Robin Hood and Love Actually, ‘Alan Rickman ruins Christmas’ is a whole movie subgenre.

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Anti-capitalism is just code for “I don’t know how anything works.”

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Convinced my kid her harmonica didn’t work because the instructions were missing.

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Job interviewer: Where do you see yourself in 5 years? Me: I would say my biggest weakness is listening.

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You can chill with someone a whole day at the university, and never see them again in your life, lol.

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God bless the student essay that is so confused and rambling, there is zero chance that they used AI.

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May your life one day be as beautiful as you portray it on social media.

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The only ex I cheated on is my exam.

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Oh, sorry about bouncing my leg. I’m not allowed to slam my head into the walls anymore.

64 shares on Snapchat this month:

Nothing ruins an introvert’s day like a 4 p.m. appointment.

77 shares on Slack this month:

I never oversleep in the mornings. I set an alarm and a back-up alarm. Plus, there’s also a noisy kid once those fail.

38 shares on YouTube this month:

I am cutting contact with my 3-year-old narcissist nephew.

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And is the financial stability in the room with us right now?

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I wanted to wear some hot lingerie, but didn’t have any, so I put on this red dental floss.

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The only talent I have is spending more than I bring in.

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Best lie you heard was eat all your food so you can be big and strong. Now look at you. Just big.

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A murder on the dance floor would explain the panic! at the disco.

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Sometimes the best thing about my job is that my chair turns.

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Rain cancels plans, upsetting some and delighting others.

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My résumé is really just a list of things I hope I never have to do again.

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Brains are awesome. I wish I had one.

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Don’t you hate it when you lose things? Like the motivation to do anything.

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I’m putting free wifi on my gravestone, so people will come visit me.

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Not now, honey. I’m talking to strangers on the internet.

Making waves on Slack:

Absolutely love wanting to do a lot of things and ending up not doing even one! Yay.

Freshly posted on Instagram:

Oh, that’s nothing a sudden burst of completely disproportionate rage won’t solve.

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A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this red wine just now.

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Doggystyle, so we can both look at the river.

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If cats could send Christmas cards, they wouldn’t.

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In my 20s: I’m gonna live forever! In my 40s: uh oh!

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Slowly I realize why Noah only took animals with him.

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Responding to all selfies with “this should work.”

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If I were Juliet, I would NOT be pleased to find a man standing under my balcony at midnight. Sir, I am in my jim-jams.

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I’m so disappointed when I help my kid with her homework, and she brings it home marked incorrect.

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