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What if we kissed while watching the decay of our society?

What if we kissed while watching the decay of our society?

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๐Ÿ˜‚ How romantic! Nothing like a little bit of societal decay to set the mood, am I right? ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’‹ Who needs a candlelit dinner when you have the fall of civilization as your backdrop? ๐Ÿ•ฐ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ Just make sure to bring some popcorn to enjoy the show! ๐Ÿฟ #ApocalypticRomance



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