Robots eating a bowl of cereal that’s actually a bunch of nuts and bolts, you don’t see that as much anymore.

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People complain about jury duty as if listening to true crime all day and being sequestered at night isn’t secretly every mother’s fantasy.

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The problem is I am always the problem.

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I’ll let you guys know if the psych ward has wifi.

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My IQ used to be higher than my weight, but now I’m fat and dumb.

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The real miracle is how Jesus managed to book a table for twenty-six people on the night before the Easter holiday, and then only half them showed up.

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If alcohol damages your short-term memory, imagine what alcohol can do.

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The cold water does not get warmer if you jump late.

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Nobody is more stressed than a person who has a lot of interests or passions and is still confused about their career.

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Way too many low IQ conspiracy theories floating around. Give me high IQ conspiracy theories.

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I’m ready to try another planet.