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If we keep saving daylight, daylight will never learn to save itself.

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On average, my daily actions demonstrate I’m probably good at something else.

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I get it, drug commercials. I too like to dance while I describe all my side effects.

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Remember when movies felt real, and foreheads could wrinkle.

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You want to go out in the sun and then you can’t get the couch through the door.

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You come from dust and you’ll return to dust, so that’s why I never dust. It could be someone I know.

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You look like you suck at Mario Kart.