I tried meowing back at the cat to show him I was making an effort, but he just switched to English.

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If Pokémon were real, state fairs would serve them deep fried on a stick.

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My real introduction to classical music came from watching Tom & Jerry cartoons as a kid. Also how I got into sadism.

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Getting older is realizing how great doing nothing is.

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Never signed up for a 401k cause there’s no way in hell I can run that far.

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This chapter of my life is called ‘at least the rent is paid’

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Making a grown man kiss his camera on Facetime.

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Meow means woof in cat.

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I just really hope The Weeknd’s real name isn’t Mnday.

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None of this is happening. It’s all in your phone.

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If she says “it’s fine,” you’re probably in trouble.