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Remember when we were young and said “I’ll sleep when i’m older”? Well, now we can’t when we want to.

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I see 1000 girls. I know 100 girls. I talk to 10 girls. I love 1 girl. And she doesn’t love me back.

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It is a shame that nothing is built in America anymore. I just bought a TV that said: “Built in Antenna”. I don’t even know where that is.

Someone from 🇱🇺 has downloaded:

I could own a thousand summer dresses, and it still wouldn’t be enough.

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Everyone’s gangsta until they spot a double rainbow in the sky.

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That awkward moment when you have to pretend that you like the gift.

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Deleted old Tweets just in case I date a very famous woman with rabid fans.

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I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.

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I miss when The Weeknd made haunted strip club music. Didn’t know how good I had it.

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Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly. Fly far, far away and also so I can poop on people.