The only way to forget the mistakes you made in the past is to make even bigger and graver mistakes in the present.

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Everything will kill you so pick something fun.

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Bon Jovi must be at least 3/4 of the way there by now.

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The main problem is that far too many people have far too easy access to podcast equipment.

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“AI is coming for your jobs!” I’d like to see AI send 5 emails a day and check their fantasy football line-ups on and off for 8 hours.

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Sorry, I can’t today, I have to rot in bed and squander my potential.

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Just saw two identical twins out in public together. No disrespect to that lifestyle but please keep it private.

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Before we all die from nuclear war or a global climate crisis, can we get a little alien invasion as a treat.

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Sorry I’m late, I believed the washing machine when it said it only had one minute left in the cycle.

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A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this red wine just now.

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“I’ll worry about it next time.” Me pissing off future me.