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The feelings I have for Tom Cruise are the closest approximation I have to what patriotism must feel like.

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I live in constant fear that some douchebag is going to show up to a bonfire with a guitar.

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Middle children as adults still trying to get attention because the oldest is being dramatic and the younger child is getting away with everything.

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I’m always best at the things I shouldn’t do.

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There needs to be a separate grocery store for people who actually know what they’re doing.

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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

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I was not prepared for my knees to sound like someone is breaking spaghetti noodles in half every time I go up the stairs.

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What if aliens watch our movies about aliens and then invade accordingly in hopes of fitting in with our culture?

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What is your favorite movie where Tom Cruise runs really fast?