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If I say “with all due respect,” nothing respectful is about to come out of my mouth.

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Cheers erupt as woman cuts into perfectly ripe avocado.

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Sometimes I wish I was an octopus, so I could slap eight people at once.

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“Mom, how did we get so rich?” your father said, “Thanks, nothing from my end,” on thousands of important Zoom meetings.

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We always asked “where is Waldo” but never “who is Waldo hiding from”.

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Nobody says “boom shakalaka” like they used to.

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About to form my very first opinion.

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The only thing I worry about when I’m in the restroom is if people are washing their hands or not.

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Adulthood is realising no one cares about you, and the show must go on.

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Dear nurses, you don’t have to announce my weight, just write it down. That’s why I have my eyes closed when I’m on the scale.