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The worst part of online shopping is having to get up and get your credit card from your purse.

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I’d be a horrible stalker… I’m always late.

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“Still gangsta” I whisper to myself as I drink my chamomile tea with a heating pad on my back.

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I love all mythical creatures. Vampires, werewolves, unicorns, kids who listen.

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I made a clone of myself to do the dishes, another to do the laundry, and another to do the cooking, but we’re all sitting on the couch watching TV.

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My favorite childhood memory is not paying bills.

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Definitely thought I’d be solving mysteries and unmasking ghosts in a van with a dog by this point in my life.

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Nothing tops a plain pizza.

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In the future, there will be grandmas who can’t bake but have tattoos on their backs.

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I mostly keep friendships going because they have my good Tupperware.