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Some parents are blessed with amazing kids and others have kids that decide to learn the trumpet.

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Why sleep when you can stay up all night overthinking?

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Dear recipe websites. I donโ€™t need your life story. Just give me the recipe.

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Voice messages. Just call, goddamnit!

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You ever feel awkward in Target, cause you know you belong at Walmart.

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As long as I can dip something in something, Iโ€™m happy.

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The inventor of autocorrect walked into a bar and ordered a bear.

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Hi, where do you meet someone without dating apps and if you never leave your apartment? I need tips, please. Urgently!

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McDonald’s is finally promoting good health by making their food unaffordable.

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I love my bodyguard. I would take a bullet for him.

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Which one of you shrunk all of my jeans?

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There are two types of people: Those who steal food off your plate and those who you keep in your life.

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Hosting Thanksgiving? Bring up politics so everyone will leave early.

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Do people who do triathlons know that they don’t have to?

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The billionaires have decided that the people with nothing have too much.

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I wonder how much time The Weeknd saves not typing that extra e.

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Haircuts should be covered by healthcare.

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Can hardly wait until my winter fat turns into spring rolls.

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It’s amazing how so many people can rave about Star Wars or Star Trek and at the same time make sure that the only realistic future prospect is Mad Max.

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Seeing a grown man stumble when the train moves is disgusting. How will you provide for anyone?

I’ve been having a rough day for about 5 years now.

I’ve been having a rough day for about 5 years now.
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They should release the Epstein list right before the Oscars.

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With a lollipop in one hand and a dandelion in the other, concentration is very important, as every summer child knows.

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Thank you for contacting the abyss. Your scream is very important to us.

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I should get paid a lot more for being the boss of me.

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Every app is a dating app if you are creepy enough.

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Tired of being the responsible adult. When can I become the irresponsible adult?

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Once you find a pair of pants that fit you perfectly, itโ€™s over for all your other pants.

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Village life is when you send two kids out to play and six kids come back hungry.

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I hate lying to my parents but it’s for their own good.

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The word Ohio looks like a tractor.

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Terrible things can happen if you go camping. For starters, you could want to go camping again.

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Instagram is just Twitter for people who go outside.

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I live in constant fear that some douchebag is going to show up to a bonfire with a guitar.

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If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make them out of meat?

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How many of you also constantly take screenshots of something and then never look at them again?

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Why do babies stare at you like they know you from somewhere?

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If I was an elephant, you’d all be sorry.

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Just drafted the drunk text I’m going to send after one drink this weekend.

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The guy in the stall beside doesnโ€™t know he can shut off his camera shutter.

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Just burned 2,000 calories trying to avoid someone I know at Walmart.

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