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Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ช๐Ÿ‡ช has shared:

People that ask Grok โ€œIs this trueโ€ are the reason our society is getting dumber by the minute.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฏ has shared:

I wish I could put an AirTag on my sanity.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡ฎ has copied:

Noam Chomsky sounds like the legal name of the very hungry caterpillar.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฉ๐Ÿ‡ช has copied:

Starting your most incoherent sentence with “put simply” to deflect blame onto the reader.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฝ has shared:

The answer is always no, I did not get enough sleep.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฎ has viewed:

Have to write a note to my kidโ€™s first grade teacher, and now Iโ€™m stressed out about my handwriting.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฌ has copied:

Sometimes I wonder what happened to the people who asked me for directions.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡พ has bookmarked:

Glasses donโ€™t make you look smart, everyone knows you had to fail a test to get them.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ณ has viewed:

Sitting in a room with my husband and kids… Suddenly I realize everyone here has been in my vagina. Wow.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ฑ has downloaded:

God: “You’re all really bad at this.”

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One person’s logic is another one’s “what the heck?”

Trending via Instagram:

Always be kind. You never know who might own a jacuzzi.

Shared recently on YouTube:

Losing and then immediately gaining weight is my superpower.

Just shared via Telegram:

Too many types of pasta. I can say my fav is Fliccaroni and not one of you can be sure if itโ€™s real. Look at you googling it.

Reported on Discord:

Iโ€™m so unpopular at school they call me โ€œBatteriesโ€. Iโ€™m never included in anything.

Making waves on Slack:

I’m on a spinning rock in outer space, and I have to answer work emails.

Just shared via Slack:

I hate when kids scream in public. You don’t have real problems. It should be me screaming.

Spreading quickly via LinkedIn:

Our childhood photos might be ugly but those smiles were definitely not fake.

Spotted on X:

You canโ€™t hurt me. Youโ€™re not how I look first thing in the morning.

Seen just now on Instagram:

Every girl keeps an extra boyfriend and calls him ‘best friend’.

Getting so tangled in the sex shop bead curtain that they have to put me down like a horse with a broken leg.

Getting so tangled in the sex shop bead curtain that they have to put me down like a horse with a broken leg.
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Someone from ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ฒ has bookmarked:

My husband is trying to convince me that we’re in a situationship. “The situation is that we live in the same house and love each other.”

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฟ๐Ÿ‡ฒ has viewed:

Being an adult is like folding a fitted sheet.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต has downloaded:

Men with bibles names be the worst type of people.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ง๐Ÿ‡น has bookmarked:

Eating spaghetti to forgetti my regretti.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ผ has bookmarked:

Iโ€™m gonna get my vasectomy done at Home Depot like a real man.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ฒ has bookmarked:

Welcome to your 40’s. You now have a favorite vegetable peeler.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡ท has copied:

Petition to bring back payphones in public places. I donโ€™t want to give my kid a phone, I want to give him a quarter.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ผ๐Ÿ‡ธ has bookmarked:

People who work in retail should be allowed to slap a customer or two each Christmas, as a little treat.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡พ has viewed:

Wonder what I should wear to World War III.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡ฉ has shared:

Sorry, canโ€™t. The pears I bought a couple days ago have ripened.

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Just landed via TikTok:

If I was in Jaws, instead of wishing for a bigger boat, I probably would have just asked for a smaller shark.

Shared recently on Slack:

The sweet potato is the kindest vegetable.

Spotted on TikTok:

Rain cancels plans, upsetting some and delighting others.

Broadcasted on Slack:

I don’t know why everyone wants love like in the movies. A movie is only 2 hours.

Reported on Facebook:

I’ve noticed that when young people now talk about “old people”, they mean me.

Spotted on Facebook:

You get to choose which path you take. I see some of you have chosen the psychopath.

Shared recently on WhatsApp:

I am a person who wants to do a lot of things trapped in the body of a person who wants to sleep a lot.

Seen just now on X:

Used shampoo containing caffeine. My hair is already on its way to work.

Going viral on TikTok:

If I had known I looked this sexy in glasses, I wouldโ€™ve stopped being able to see a long time ago.

Going viral on WhatsApp:

Being an adult is when you ask the babysitter when you should be home.

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