Strange new trend at the office. People putting names on food in the company fridge. Today I had a tuna sandwich named Linda.

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I want someone to care for me as much as Netflix cares if someone has logged into my account from another device.

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Fancy restaurants are self-esteem destroyers because good luck not leaving an embarrassing stain on the white table cloth. Ever.

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I’m not lazy, I’m waiting for inspiration to hit me… should be here any time now.

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Some days you just feel like a hotel microwave. You’re here, but you don’t have enough power to actually do anything.

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A dating app for people who self sabotage called Hinder.

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If a man speaks in the forest and his wife is not there to hear him, is he still wrong?

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Rom-com idea: Gozilla +1. Godzilla gets invited to a wedding but struggles to convince anyone to go with him.

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If you want to make God laugh, inhale some helium then tell Him your plans.

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How does one stop eating ice cream when there’s still some in the container?

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My life started becoming a mess when I was put in charge of my own bedtime.