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The first time people saw a train coming at them, they ran away in terror.

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I really feel like we need to have more fun in life, because literally nothing matters.

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The term “domestic housewife” implies the existence of a feral housewife and that is what I aspire to be.

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Ctrl Alt delete my fat.

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Apparently, throwing the remote against the wall didn’t help recharging the batteries.

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Sorry I can’t carpool to work. That’s the time I use to angry scream.

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I ain’t typing “X” into the URL bar, my wife is right behind me.

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I don’t argue with my kids anymore. I just vacuum every surface of the living room while they’re trying to watch TV.

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Everyone hates on the dentist but at least they don’t try to weigh you.

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Mentally, I’m in a forest screaming. Physically, I’m answering emails with a fake smile and clenched jaw.