Wait, some of you are actually seeing for free? No glasses, no contacts? Wow!

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When is this robot army coming to take my job?

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How would someone cancel an appointment at a sperm bank? Do you just call them and say you can’t come?

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What beautiful weather outside. I’m gonna close the curtains.

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It’s not getting better or worse, but rather a third mysterious thing.

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The devil is keeping him alive to avoid spending eternity with him in hell.

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Our pronunciation of the word “colonel” does feel like group psychosis.

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Mentally, I’m in a forest screaming. Physically, I’m answering emails with a fake smile and clenched jaw.

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It’s pretty apt that the ‘i’ is in the middle of ‘hurricane’.

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No more relationships for me, the last one was an embarrassment to my gangsta.

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Apparently I’m the reason why I never have any money. I am shocked!