A month in Italy has halved my will to work and doubled my desire for money.

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Telling your parents about your problems is like adding another problem to your life.

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Ain’t no girls in my messages, just a bunch of verification codes.

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I don’t need to learn something new, I need to remember something old, like why did I come into this room?

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When you realize your punishments as a kid (stay home, take a nap, no junk food, go to bed early) are now your goals as an adult.

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Perhaps we should have further developed natural intelligence before venturing into artificial intelligence.

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Happy birthday to everyone, for the rest of your lives. I can’t do this anymore.

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I don’t believe in lying to children, unless it’s about where the good snacks are hidden. Then it’s fine.

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Being offline for so long gave me the time to appreciate what’s really important in life, so I’m back online.

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For International Women’s Day, I’m going to celebrate by hitting every curb I see.

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You could be having a nice day and then somebody your own age says they bought a house.