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Sometimes I wish I had a speed bump between my brain and my mouth.

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There are people who know when to reply all and when not to reply all, and none of them work at your company.

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This gum has my stomach convinced food is coming.

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You know those lines you see painted on parking lots? I know this will come as a shock to some of you, but you’re supposed to park between them.

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The fake cough I use when calling in sick is now available on iTunes.

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Of course I do cardio. It’s called running from my problems.

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My toxic trait is optimism.

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You should get a pension for having to go to school for so many years.

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I wonder how many people think, “What the hell?” after talking to me.

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Just a reminder that with Die Hard, Robin Hood and Love Actually, ‘Alan Rickman ruins Christmas’ is a whole movie subgenre.