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When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.

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One day there will be condoms with Bluetooth that tell you whether you’re good in bed, how many calories you’ve burned and when the next train leaves.

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Is ChatGPT down for anyone else? I’m a cardiac surgeon in the middle of heart surgery.

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Of all the things to lose, why couldn’t it have been my appetite and not my mind?

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Not to brag, but I skipped my mid-life crisis and went straight to cranky old man.

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I’ve decided that I need to eat more vegetables, so I’m gonna make a carrot cake later.

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My tombstone will read “Hey there, I’m using WhatsApp!”.

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If you like constant interruptions when you’re trying to get something done, then parenting might be for you.

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Three serious exes is the right amount before you meet your spouse. You need one truly evil one, one normal one, and one situationship, and then you’ve basically experienced all dating has to offer.

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When I was little, I didn’t care what I wore. I just went along with what my parents chose. When I look in old photo albums, l realize that they didn’t care either.