All the stops on the bus are pointless, except the one I’m getting off at.

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The main reason for stress is the daily contact with idiots.

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AI is that friend who is always there for you but gives terrible advice.

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The T in depression stands for the therapy places that are immediately available.

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Imagine hating me, and I’m just here unloading my dishwasher.

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You ask for a Swedish massage and then get mad when I roll meatballs on your back.

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Life always has it’s ups and downs. I like to up the music, down the drinks, and then relax and enjoy.

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The day they handed out patience, I left because it was taking too long.

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Sorry, I’m late. My alarm didn’t go off because I didn’t set it, because I don’t want to be here.

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Wouldn’t it be nice if you could donate your own body fat to those who need it more urgently?

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Going to have a hobbit boi summer (throw a huge birthday party for myself, then mysteriously vanish right after insulting everyone).