Girl, he’s nonchalant because he doesn’t like you. He’s definitely chalanting somewhere else.

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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

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The recipe I’m making specifically says allow to cook undisturbed, and yet my whole family is standing in the kitchen.

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I would prefer not to.

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Everything will kill you so pick something fun.

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Laying in a hammock is essentially saying, “I hope there are no emergencies.”

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12 people have been to the moon and only 8 people have won Takeshi’s Castle. Really makes you think.

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I feel a deep connection to librarians because I also love telling people to shut up.

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I don’t know why everyone wants love like in the movies. A movie is only 2 hours.

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Can I sell my feelings on ebay, I don’t want them anymore.

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Dating is just wondering why someone is single and then slowly figuring it out.