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I’m terrified of escalators, so I’m taking steps to avoid them.

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People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life.

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You can make friends in a doctor’s waiting room as long as you have something broken and not something coughing.

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To be clear, when I said I was looking for “growth,” I meant in salary, not in workload and stress levels.

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My mom gave me a coffee mug that says “Be your own kind of beautiful” and I’m really trying not to read too much into that.

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My cat just knocked over my coffee mug and looked at me like it was my fault. How dare I put it on the edge of the table?

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She asked to see where the magic happens, so I showed her my sandwich maker.

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Apparently “ew no” is not an acceptable way to tell my boss I don’t want more responsibility at work.

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Why a bug would spend such a long fraction of its short life immobile on my ceiling beats me.

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If I win the lottery, no one around me will be broke, and I truly mean that. I will move to a wealthy neighborhood.