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Professor, set the time machine for right now. I’m trying to be more present.

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Are you spaghetti because I want you to meat my balls?

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If I had money, my life would be pretty much the same, but my dogs would destroy much nicer stuff.

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I miss the days when our biggest argument was whether West Coast or East Coast rap was better.

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Gonna spend today following my cats into the kitchen and meowing at them until they give me treats.

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Took a good look at my finances. I won’t make that mistake again.

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The show “How I Met Your Mother” was just a really long TED talk.

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Mambo No. 5, but it’s in a minor key, and I’m naming women who didn’t text me back.

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Date night idea: fight another couple.

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Your 20s are for trying soup, making new soups, and discussing soup or soup related topics.