Wordgag ใƒ„

10,000+ funny quotes

Funny Quotes Data ๐Ÿค“

New Funny Quotes

Funny Quotes Total

Funny Quotes Topics

Updated

Users Online

I miss the old days back in the 70s, when I didn’t exist.

I miss the old days back in the 70s, when I didn’t exist.

Commentary:
Ah, the good old days, when my only responsibility was not existing! ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ•บโœจ

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *



Welcome to Wordgag! ๐Ÿ˜‰โœŒ๏ธ Enjoy endless laughter with our collection of funny quotes guaranteed to crack you up. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’ฅ

Funny Quotes Data ๐Ÿค“

New Funny Quotes

Funny Quotes Total

Funny Quotes Topics

Updated

Users Online

Activity Log โœจ

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ช has shared:

The toughest part of a diet isn’t watching what you eat. It’s watching what other people eat.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ญ๐Ÿ‡น has bookmarked:

Toddlers are like puppies, they donโ€™t care if theyโ€™re dirty and smelly and they both have an affinity exploring the trash bin.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฐ๐Ÿ‡ผ has viewed:

People will name their dog Steve and have two kids named Buddy and Rocket.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ณ๐Ÿ‡ต has shared:

When thereโ€™s food around, our cat is like an adorable, fluffy shark circling round.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฟ has bookmarked:

It should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. Like, no, I shut it off and back on again. Why are you still here?

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ฒ has viewed:

I don’t care about life on other planets. I don’t even have a life on this one.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฑ๐Ÿ‡ป has downloaded:

Iโ€™m going to die from jealousy one day.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฒ๐Ÿ‡น has bookmarked:

I dreamt this night that I had died and when I woke up, a piece of me was actually already stiff.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ถ๐Ÿ‡ฆ has copied:

I don’t usually think about what I say before I say it. I prefer to think about it after I’ve said it, late at night, for the rest of my life.

Someone from ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡ฑ has copied:

I have no idea how dishwasher tablets work. I’ve already taken five of them, and I still don’t feel like doing the dishes!