I want whatever the people who run at 6 a.m. have.

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A pie where there isn’t pastry on the bottom isn’t a pie. It’s soup with a hat.

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Sometimes I think about starting a podcast and then I remember all I do during conversations is nod.

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If bugs could talk, they would probably say things like, “What the bug?”

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Pornhub be like “Your phone got a virus,” bro, just play the bloody video.

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Brains are awesome. I wish I had one.

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Relationship status: he escaped.

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I would have loads of money if I liked Ramen Noodles and hated vodka.

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This alien invasion could have been an email.

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Girls be like, “Baby, I have a great idea,” and it’s a trip you have to pay for.

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I tell it like it is: Sometimes I watch the calls on my cell phone and just wait for it to stop ringing.