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A chocolate advent calendar is a test of restraint that I simply do not have.

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“You look happy.” Thanks, I stopped dating.

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The gaps in my resume are from the space bar.

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Limbo is the only sport where being really bad at it means you’re raising the bar.

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12 people have been to the moon and only 8 people have won Takeshi’s Castle. Really makes you think.

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I can’t wait to go to bed, get terrible sleep, and wake up exhausted with a sore back.

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There should be a way to take back a compliment bestowed upon a person who doesn’t acknowledge it well.

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No crypto for me, thanks, at least not until I figure out how dollars work.

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I thought I had more straws. Sorry, turns out that was the last one.

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I used to party all night. Now I check the weather forecast for the next day to see if it’s a good laundry day.