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Paycheck hit. I’m at Michaels Arts & Crafts supply store telling them to bring out Michael.

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My passport probably thinks I’m in prison.

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My grandfather tried to warn them about the Titanic. He screamed and shouted about the iceberg and how the ship was going to sink, but all they did was throw him out of the theater.

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I hope whoever came up with the spelling for Wednesday was punished for their actions.

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I wonder if this is all happening because I opened that umbrella inside.

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When I bark at a dog, I always worry that I might have inadvertently said something wrong.

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It took three employees to help me complete “self-checkout” yesterday.

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Everyone has their talents. Mine is picking the checkout line filled with people who apparently have never gone through a checkout line before in their life.

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No, I wasn’t dancing. I got harassed by a bumble bee.

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The cashier said, “Have a good day,” but she doesn’t mean it.