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Good morning to everyone except people who sit right next to you when there’s a whole room full of empty seats.

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I never make the same mistake twice. I make it three four times, you know, just to be sure!

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You’d be surprised how many times you can use the word succulent in a work email.

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We should bring gargoyles back, more buildings need freaky little guys on them.

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I hope this email kills us both.

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“It’s Raining Men” and “Let the Bodies Hit the Floor” are the same song from different points of view.

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Men with bibles names be the worst type of people.

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“I’ll worry about it next time.” Me pissing off future me.

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The 80s were wild, man. You had bands naming themselves after predatory cats with hearing problems.

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My wife trusts me with a joint bank account but when I’m loading the dishwasher she always walks in the kitchen “to get something.”