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Sometimes I don’t worry about things at all and other times I am awake.

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Hot wings have killed many people starting with a dude named Icarus.

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I no longer need an alarm clock because I’m over 40 and have a bladder.

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Okay, that’s enough todaying for today.

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I can’t stand when people need constant validation online. Like, comment, and retweet if you agree.

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You’re either snacking with me or snacking against me.

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If they cancel the Simpsons, we will no longer be able to see into the future.

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Men have feelings too! Hunger, for example. Or thirst.

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Some days you’re the quick brown fox and other days you’re the lazy dog.

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Whoever said “team work makes the dream work” needs to explain that to my many personalities.