I’m an expert at having a really funny story to tell and then wording it so badly that it’s not even funny anymore.

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Call me dramatic, but I think I deserve a love confession in the rain.

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One minute you’re young and fun, and the next, you’re turning down the stereo in your car to see better.

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The sweet potato is the kindest vegetable.

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Lost my Thesaurus. Gutted. Really gutted. Like absolutely gutted.

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Letting her be the passenger princess cause I care about my safety.

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Don’t give up, keep going. There are still so many disappointments waiting for you.

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In a relationship with my heated car seat.

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It’s easy to keep me happy: feed me sunshine in summer — and keep me warm in winter.

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“It could be drugs,” I tell myself as I buy more books.

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I’d imagine the sound of clowns having sex would just be a cacophony of bicycle horns.