I wanna be a villain so I can just saunter everywhere. The heroes are always sprinting, always running. You ever seen Darth Vader run? Hell no. And I ain’t about to either.

Someone from 🇱🇾 has viewed:

I feel like we’re on like the 50th or 60th horseman of the apocalypse by now.

Someone from 🇬🇹 has shared:

The only reason I’d want to go to heaven is to complain to the manager.

Someone from 🇮🇱 has downloaded:

The only thing I gained this year is weight.

Someone from 🇫🇷 has viewed:

There should be a zoo that has people from every country in it.

Someone from 🇧🇯 has downloaded:

I’m lacking vitamin c-ash.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has bookmarked:

Some of you need to clean your room before you take a selfie.

Someone from 🇦🇺 has viewed:

Are you telling me these billionaires don’t have my best interests at heart?!

Someone from 🇦🇹 has downloaded:

Who called it America and not the fast food and the furious?

Someone from 🇲🇨 has bookmarked:

Family guy is so insane, because why were people dating that dog?

Someone from 🇦🇲 has downloaded:

Hey babe, wanna come over and fold me like a fitted sheet?