Garlic bread is my therapist now.

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I hate when an old man tries to friend me on Facebook and then I realize we went to high school together.

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It takes guts to be an organ donor.

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I belong to the generation that repaired the TV with a single blow to the casing.

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I hate it when I gain 20 pounds for a role and then realize I’m not an actor.

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When there’s food around, our cat is like an adorable, fluffy shark circling round.

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Karma has taught me to never laugh at a stranger being attacked by a seagull.

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They say every snowflake is different, as if someone actually checked them.

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Tried Adderall to help my productivity but now I’m just intensely aware of all the things I should be doing.

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Why did they call it an Amazon wishlist and not an ‘Oughttobuyography’.

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Don’t ever forget where you came from. That’s where you left your car.