Someone from 🇹🇬 has bookmarked:

“Be the bigger person” sounds too much like “accept the disrespect”.

Someone from 🇹🇼 has downloaded:

This is a horrible time in history to be a decent human being.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has bookmarked:

I didn’t buy that thing I wanted but didn’t need, so I celebrated by buying a different thing I wanted but didn’t need.

Someone from 🇸🇪 has viewed:

Your Starbucks order leads me to believe that you’re very difficult to deal with.

Someone from 🇫🇯 has shared:

Boxes of pasta don’t need a plastic window. I believe pasta is in the box.

Someone from 🇮🇳 has bookmarked:

Vote for me and I will halve the calories in chocolate.

Someone from 🇬🇩 has shared:

They say an apple a day keeps a doctor away. But what do I need to eat to keep everyone away?

Someone from 🇧🇪 has downloaded:

Not gonna lie, I just assume everyone is AI now.

Someone from 🇬🇼 has shared:

The human brain is amazing. It functions 24/7 from the day we’re born and only stops when you’re taking a test or speaking to someone attractive.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has shared:

The biggest problem with working from home? I want to go home even though I’m already at home.