The funniest thing I heard an elder say, “My generation had Wonder Woman, your generation has to wonder if it’s a woman.”

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I never argue, I just explain why I’m right.

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Sorry I lied when I said “I can’t complain.”

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My ego is bruised so I’m going to ice it with some cold beer.

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Christmas is the season of giving, and I’m giving up for good.

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A peaceful transition of power happening between me and this cigarette just now.

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One of the hardest things to do as an adult is to go back to work after a long weekend.

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Sometimes I miss the time when there was only one idiot per village.

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Sex is cool, but have you ever made peace with the horror of being alive.

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Why insult someone when you can say something nice in a very sarcastic tone?

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Getting paid 26 times in 365 days is not my destiny.