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I wish I loved exercising as much as I love not exercising.

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I wear black because it’s slimming. Exercise is also slimming, but like I said, I wear black.

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I’m trying to quit making sexual innuendos but it’s so hard.

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Whoever has my voodoo doll, if you could take some stuffing out of the midsection and give it a little forehead kiss, that would be great.

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The only traditional costume people around me wear is sweatpants.

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I always preferred the English spelling of “diarrhea” which is “diarrhoea” because it really looks like you’ve lost control of your vowels.

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The note on this boxed wine says ‘Fresh up to 6 weeks after opening’. 6 weeks. Lol.

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Just read the Ten Commandments for the first time and you can’t do shit with your neighbor.

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Multitask? I can barely unitask.