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Shout out to all you people out there who get asked if you’re okay a lot even though that’s the only facial expression you have.

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Nothing betrays your age more than the slang you won’t let go of.

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It’s a shame that you can’t hold people up to the light like banknotes to see whether they are fake or real.

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My mother always told me, “If you don’t have anything nice to say, say nothing at all.” Needless to say, I’m not much of a conversationalist.

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Due to inflation and tariffs, my love now costs a thing.

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We go together like coffee and cigarettes.

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Nothing makes me more stabby than when my husband ignores me and starts talking to the dog.

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God created childbirth so women could know how men feel when we have a cold.

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I could never be an Instagram mom influencer. For starters, I wouldn’t be able to give my kids a name like Banjo or Parmesan or Chandelier.

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If I’m gonna jingle your bells, I’m definitely gonna jingle them all the way.