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You can’t spell fries without friends. I guess what I’m saying is that fries are friends. Delicious friends.

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The only ex I cheated on is my exam.

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I need to go to jail for a while to catch up on all my reading.

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You look like the type of person that would fart in bed and Dutch Oven yourself.

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My card got declined at the barbershop so they put all the hair in my mouth and squeezed me until it came out of my head.

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I’m not like the other girls. I’m a 37 year old man.

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I’m too lazy to be a superhero. If I had laser eyes, I’d probably just use them to heat soup or something.

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Welcome to your fifties. Saturday Night Fever now means lots of rest, cold medicine, and chicken noodle soup.

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Getting an extra 20 minutes in the day when someone cancels a meeting is like finding a penny on the ground. Not gonna use it for anything, but wow, am I excited.

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It’s a myth that we only use 10% of our brain, but I definitely know people who use less than that.