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Captain America taught me that I just need to take performance enhancing drugs to be loved by everyone.

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β€œI’m not even close to how crazy I’m legally entitled to be.”

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My superpower is to wake up more tired than I was when I fell asleep.

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I’m not drunk enough for this Teams meeting.

Someone from πŸ‡§πŸ‡΄ has viewed:

Hello, I’m looking for the people who said “I’ll always be there for you”. Has anyone seen them?

Someone from πŸ‡ΏπŸ‡¦ has bookmarked:

Found a picture of me sitting on Santa’s lap. Hard to believe it’s been a whole year.

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Why is there so much day left at the end of my patience?

Someone from πŸ‡ΉπŸ‡© has copied:

I predict the next world war will be artificial intelligence versus genuine stupidity.

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If I ever win the lottery and decide to invest in a billboard company, I won’t tell anyone; but there will be signs.

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Not sure if β€œlife hack” exactly, but I fell down the stairs and now my whole family is being so nice and catering to my needs.

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Freshly posted on Twitch:

β€œDating pool” is incredibly optimistic. More like dating drainage.

Trending via WeChat:

He said he thinks I’m resilient to everything, so I thanked him, but on second thought, he may have low key called me a cockroach.

Making waves on Reddit:

Zombies only eat brains, so you are safe.

Just shared via Messenger:

Nature just builds 30 foot trees. Without even pulling a permit.

Trending via Telegram:

Hanging out with your parents as an adult is so interesting, cause it’s like, “Oh, so that’s why I’m like this.”

Going viral on X:

Apparently, stress balls are not supposed to be thrown at people who are stressing you out.

Seen just now on Pinterest:

“Pre” means before, and “post” means after. Using both at the same time would be preposterous.

Just landed via YouTube:

Pitching a sitcom where all the top people running a major city have been arrested and by chain of command the person in charge is now a librarian.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

Every morning, the cat watches me make coffee and asks if we can go sit out on the balcony to watch the birds, and every morning I say, yes, of course, let’s.

Shared recently on Facebook:

I know I just ate a snack, but I could really use a snack.

I think the Discovery Channel should be on a different channel every day.

I think the Discovery Channel should be on a different channel every day.
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Someone from πŸ‡©πŸ‡° has viewed:

Unfortunately, I wasn’t built for casual dating, I’m only built for intense soul crushing love at first sight.

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I’m actually breaking generational curses by surviving my 20s without marrying a man who hates me.

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They’re called grown-ups because they groan every time they get up.

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No, I don’t like nature. I can’t respect anything that would so flippantly turn dinosaurs into birds.

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I wish other jobs let us solve issues by releasing diss tracks. Got some sick rhymes about Debbie from accounting and her poorly structured invoicing.

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I am MTV, still played music videos, years old.

Someone from πŸ‡¨πŸ‡΄ has shared:

I have this rare skin disease called perfect.

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God, I wish I had enough money to discover it doesn’t make me happy.

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Another Netflix price increase? Guess we’re only chilling now.

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Toasters aren’t governed by that little dial. They have free will.

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Spreading quickly via Reddit:

Just rolled over for a cuddle.. forgot I’m single… fell off the bed.

Spreading quickly via X:

If you ever need nothing, I’m here for you.

Shared recently on X:

We like to vilify hot people, but it’s important to know that people who aren’t hot are also terrible.

Broadcasted on WhatsApp:

β€œYou should exercise for at least 30 minutes every day”. Okay, and how much if you’re not trying to go to the Olympics?

Going viral on Threads:

Pornhub should do a wrap-up of your year like Spotify does.

Just landed via Slack:

That awkward moment when you’re about to leave work and your boss says “before you go”.

Spotted on Twitch:

I am awake. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time.

Going viral on TikTok:

My superpower is always picking the line at the grocery store that moves the slowest.

Just shared via TikTok:

At this point, I’m sure I’ll meet an alien or zombies before I meet the love of my life!

Shared recently on Reddit:

I can’t go to war, I have to water my plants.

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