People who can’t tell the difference between whole numbers and decimals are missing the point.

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Every girl’s personal hell is being too excited about their birthday and it ends up being the worst day ever.

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I failed as a person; I’m a dinosaur now.

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If you were the birthday gift I bought my wife some months ago, where would you be hiding?

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Social media is proof that even mental hospitals have WiFi.

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I’ve been ghosted enough to add paranormal investigator to my resume.

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“Get a life!” Have you seen some of the lives out there?

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Life hack: Allow yourself 8–12 hours of alone time every morning to prepare for the day.

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Absolutely destroyed my bed last night… I cuddled those covers so hard.

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They say dress for the job you want, but this baby diaper isn’t very comfortable.

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My front facing camera got me looking like a failed science project.