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The future is buffering.

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Just another day of not being hot and rich.

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Twitter is just a virtual mental hospital.

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If you ever feel useless, remember that there are bathrooms at pools.

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Sorry I’m late, my song came on at the grocery store.

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I love saying “You’re welcome!” really loudly when someone hasn’t thanked me.

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It’s a shame that you can’t hold people up to the light like banknotes to see whether they are fake or real.

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