I said when I retire, I would travel. I just didn’t expect it to be to the doctors.

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Not many quicksand-related deaths since the 1970s. Thank God the authorities got that nightmare under control.

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I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake.

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Finally figured out why I look so bad in pictures – it’s my face.

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Adulthood is just always being tired and wondering how you hurt your back.

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If, I, want to, put, a comma, there, then, I will put, the comma, there.

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Sex is fine, but have you ever completed every single thing on your to-do list?

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Boys are disgusting. Can’t believe I like these things.

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My pronouns are she/her and my adjectives are problematic/overwhelmed.

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Once you turn 25 years and above, there is no need to set an alarm. Your problems will wake you up by force.

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I’ve been reading the room for 20 minutes. It’s not looking so good.