Someone from 🇦🇺 has downloaded:

If my TV’s so smart then why doesn’t it slap me when I turn on the news?

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Can I be speaker? I’m pretty good at saying a lot without saying anything at all.

Someone from 🇦🇷 has downloaded:

I love asking 5 different people for advice then doing what I want.

Someone from 🇦🇲 has downloaded:

My security system is just a bunch of my unpaid bills taped to my front door.

Someone from 🇭🇷 has copied:

12 people have been to the moon and only 8 people have won Takeshi’s Castle. Really makes you think.

Someone from 🇱🇻 has viewed:

Relationship Status: just tried to pet my dog and he turned his head so I pretended I was reaching for a leaf that was next to him.

Someone from 🇮🇹 has shared:

If I like you I keep you close, if not I keep you at a distance so I can mime squishing your head between my thumb and forefinger.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has shared:

If I were a category, I’d be “miscellaneous.”

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I’m so toxic, I can fight for a relationship I don’t even want.

Someone from 🇧🇬 has copied:

They should invent a self-checkout where someone else scans the items and puts them in a bag.